I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
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