i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
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We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
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You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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