Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
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Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
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I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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