How many nights a week you wake up with sticky boxers cause you were dreaming of Clay Aiken? Your wife mad?
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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