like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
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