the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
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This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
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We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
My roommate comes home screaming, I brought you home a friend! I thought she brought me a guy...no, she brought home a one-eyed shih tzu.
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
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