jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
Wait. Did you let me snort wine last night cause I wanted to smell jesus's blood?
Yes. I have pictures. Your soul is mine.
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
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