let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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