people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
My parents worry about me having parties when they go on vacation. Umm no it just means I'm drinking and smoking alone on the first floor of the house instead of the second
Hashtag Pathetic
Is her dick bigger than yours?
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
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