That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
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I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
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Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
soo... how was my night?
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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