Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
Randomize
