I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
My mom said she was relieved to see that I'd gained some weight bc she's "always worried" that I might have AIDS.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
This Girl Got Ghosted By Her BF Of 5 Years While On A Trip They Took For Her Birthday
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
People Are Applauding Chrissy Teigen For Getting Candid About Breast-Pumping
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
I'm not going to waste the next hour of my life writing a diplomatic email explaining that she's bitch. I have Parks and Rec to watch.
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
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