I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
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