How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
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Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
My cab driver just started a conversation with "Three years ago I pleaded guilty..." Check on me later tonight please.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
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If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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