Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
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as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
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What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
True strength comes from lack of pants
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
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