I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
THEY LEFT ME IN A CLUB BY MYSELF. I’M SO ANNOYED. I’M GOING TO FUCK THEIR BARTENDER FRIEND. Caps only because I’m really mad.
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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