I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
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