the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
Farmville is her only friend.
I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
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