party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
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