hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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