is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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