I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
He told me i was the nicest person he's ever arrested for DUI
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
How's work?
Spinning.
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
Randomize
