"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
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Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
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Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
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