You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
Your roommates boyfriend just approached me while I was working to tell me about the staph infection he got on his face. Where do you find these people?
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
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