THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
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we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
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I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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