Food network will be on but we won't be watching
O by "watching" I mean "background noise"
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
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He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
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Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
Until you have had Country Grammar stuck in your head whilst writing a Supreme Court brief you've never lived.
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Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
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