So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
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fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
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It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
The text I got from my boyfriend this morning: "babe, I'm not mad because I know you were drunk, but you kissed 3 guys last night and I wasn't one of them".
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
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