yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
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her body is proportioned like a family guy character
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
I should put together a new mom basket for her. It would have diapers, vodka, ambien, and tissues for when she cries about her wasted youth.
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
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im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
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