How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
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