So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
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