Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
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