the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
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