When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
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