ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
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I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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