But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
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I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
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Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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