are you still at the devil's house?
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
You are two creepy Justin Bieber quotes away from me not talking to you for the rest of the day
If I had a pelvic thrust emoticon, I would use it
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
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