Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
I'm gonna fight the coyote
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
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