gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
She said "You blew my mind last night." and I said "nah, I just blew my load." and her mom heard.
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
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