but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Apparently, banging my bartender ex-girlfriend = free drinks again. Not every bad decision is a wrong decision.
porn star boner night. come get it.
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
Things in my bed this morning: a Waffle House hat, a finding nemo DVD, sharpies, my graduation robes and an adult diaper. Did we play drunk scavenger hunt again?
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
how drunk are you?
Several
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