Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
Sacagawea was the original milf.
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
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