Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
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