We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
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