did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
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