My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
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it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
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Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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