drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
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