I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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