I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
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