Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
Randomize
