Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
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