That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
You know its bad when you're praying for a hangover just so you aren't still drunk at work anymore.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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