Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
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