Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
Thanks for FaceTime'ing with that ugly chick last night while me and her friend were in the other room. it's good to know I can still count on my wingman even when we're 2000 miles apart
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
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