I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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