well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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