hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
pics
no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
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