Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
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Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
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Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
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