Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
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I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
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I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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