Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
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