READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
Randomize
