My friends, they love my intelligence
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
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