I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
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