ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
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Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
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Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
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